I will be receiving my tax return check. It will be an obscene amount of money. What to do? What to do?! I stand on a cactus covered hill, hands upon my hips, sunglasses deflecting the red setting sun, khaki shirt and pants, cigarette jutting out between my teeth. Favorite red baseball cap turned sexily backwards. My roving eye moves west...I could return to Tijuana and live a life of delightful perversity. I could go north and bask in the razzle dazzle of Las Vegas, living an existence of pure decadence. Or I could stay in Tucson and settle down with an apartment, a steady job, a boyfriend, and a rut. What to do, Fair Reader, what to do? Open to suggestions.
Plus, I am really horny and there is no way to outlet. David is at work doing construction and the general population is fairly unattractive. Again, open to suggestions.
Yup, pretty damn horny.