Felt quite drowsy after work, so I dragged myself to bed and
took a snooze before I decided to go out. Out. The word itself held notorious
implications. I was in a party mood. The week was weird and I had to let off
steam. I showered, had a small toke of ganja, gulped a shot of tequila and
bolted out the door.
I first hit Burrito Row to yak a bit with Beto - the eye
candy that worked at one of the stalls.
As I munched burritos mole and smoked a Lucky, we chatted
and chortled about cars and cocaine, in which Beto swindled me out of fifty
pesos to purchase said narcotic.
Both of us stood in a filthy back room, amid the pungent
reek of old cooking grease and rotting vegetables - snortwheee! Took off like a
rocket, daddy-oh!
Feelin’ it, I walked down the strip, checking out the
chilangos in their goof suits and dashed into Bar Buen Tiempo for a caguama.
However, the place was devoid of any acquaintance of mine.
Three chilled caguamas later and one mean buzz, I decided to call it quits,
after talking to an interesting character in the toilet.
The handsome little shit stood next to me in the urinal.
Obviously, he drunk as I was.
He looked over at me with glazed eyes, “Hey, chief - welcome
to my country.”
He extended his hand in friendship - the same hand that was
holding his pecker while he pissed.
I looked down at it, smiled, “Dude, some folks just do not
need to shake hands when they are taking a leak.”
Don’t care how your cock looks, you know?, I thought.
I must of insulted his virtue about cleanliness, he snarled,
“Man, take my hand and shake it!”
I finished up and silently left him mumbling obscenities.
I walked out and into the cobblestone maze of the Old
Mercado and over to bar Caletilla.
Let in the steel door by a grinning dyke; the place was
packed and after being served by a tattooed and well scared cholo named,
well...Cholo - I was finally reunited with my good pal Erik. Next to him,
perched on stools like two vultures, squat the Isidios.
Much gay faggotry commenced and a good time was had. Hit on
by some hot hotties, but I was coming down with a flu or some kind of cold
virus. I wasn’t in the mood for no homosexual hanky-panky, so I simply played
it cool with these characters.
Never saw so many horrendous transvestites outside of New
Orleans before - it was a goddamn freak show. Amazonian half men in
multicolored spandex that many resembled Neanderthals in drag, paraded around
in flowers, furs, and fluff. The screeching and squawking! Ech!
Erik, the Ignacio’s, and I stumbled next door, over cracked
and garbage covered pavement, to a shabby, barn-sized disco.
The joint was called Elvira’s - reminded me much of Freegay.
Many a gay cholo and bi curious men strolled through the dank, smoke-choked
darkness. Mexican Ranchero music mixed with Reggeaton kept the small dance
floor packed in which Erik and I would frequent often. Still gotta learn that
mambo!
This one skin-headed shorty asked me to dance, I obliged and
we boogied. Next thing I knew, we were tongue wrestling up against the wall and
he kissed so hot, I could feel his stiff organ through his khakis.
Nevertheless, his friends had to go and he left with
them...oh, well.
Another skinny cholo with a scraggy, black goatee sided up
to me, smiled, “Hey, guero, buy one beer for me?”
I blearily looked at him and smirked, “Sure, if you kiss me
with your tongue.”
Shaking his head curtly, he mumbled something to the effect
that he wasn’t queer.
I drunkenly stated, “Well, that’s my price.”
He faded into the darkness.
Eventually, Erik and I decided to split...I felt tired from
a head cold that I had been nursing a few days. We said good night to the
Ignacio’s and took off.
I walked Erik to his bus stop. However, since we both were
hungry, Erik and I stopped to get a bite to eat at an all-night chicken joint,
Pollo Feliz.
Erik asked, “Hey, you want to go to Baños Roma with me
tomorrow?”
“Sure, why not?”
Baños Roma was the city’s notorious bath house. I had never
been there, only hearing of it from embarrassed friends and old American
perverts.
After the late dinner, I said goodbye to Erik and went home
and crashed.
Waking up with a slight hangover, I downed a shot of tequila
and showered, dressed and clomped up to a small cafe to eat breakfast of huevos
rancheros.
At ten in the morning, I met Erik in front of the Cathedral
to start our day of wicked debauchery at Baños Roma.
We briskly walked the short blocks to the corners of Mejia
and Constitution and entered the old, dilapidated building.
In the lobby, an old man took our personals and placed them
in a lock box. We paid him 76 pesos each and then entered the baths proper.
The interior was overtly dingy. There was black mold in the
cracks of the pink and white tiles and the paint peeled off of the moist, green
walls. We found a little cubicle that was covered in obscene graffiti, had
rusted hooks on the walls, and a small cot. The attendant issued us each a
ragged, brown towel.
Erik and I both undressed and split up. I eyed several
good-looking men walking around naked. I felt kind of self-conscious, everyone
was dark brown and my skin was so pasty and white...but that was soon to become
an advantage.
I found the steam room and was quite the popular one in
there. I was fucked fore and aft. Over and over and over and over - Dear
Reader, I lost count. There was so much good cock.
Around the middle of the afternoon, I confessed to Erik that
I had to leave. I was worn out. There were hickeys all on my back, between my
legs, on my ass...I had no sperm left, cock didn’t work no more...ass sore...
Erik and I dressed, tipped the towel guy, and left. I
wobbled with my good friend to his bus stop and said my goodbyes. Returning home
and to a deep sleep. I realized, I now had a new place to while away my Sunday
afternoons.
1 comment:
"I had no sperm left, cock didn’t work no more...ass sore..." LOL... All are indicative of a decadently Good Time! ;{>
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