This great nation was at one time an
upstanding role model for other countries of the world. A Golden Era in which it
prided itself in peace and the prosperity of its people. That was until a
handful of radical assholes got lucky and attacked a major city in the great
nation which in turn gave cause for all types of schizophrenic retards to step
forward and instill outrageous laws against (never any laws for) its own
people.
Diplomat: “As of right now, in lieu of war, this nation is under martial
law.”
A senator sat bloated off the sadness and discontent of the poor, picks
up a phone receiver in his office: “Where the fuck is the Chief of the
Department of Defense? Get his ass down here! I want, by tomorrow morning,
posters plastered on every corner and bus bench in this country! ‘For your
protection! Terrorism is everywhere!’ And have him design a kid friendly mascot
to go with it so no fucktard housewife in Burntstump, Arkansas beef about shit
like freedom of speech or personal liberties. Hell, if I know…make it a goddamn
koala or platypus!”
What the government did not want anyone to ever realize was that the
generation born between 1980-1995 actually outnumbered the Baby Boomers. They
knew that if that particular generation ever turned their eyes toward political
reform, they could change the world. And so, with insidious subtly, the powers
that be kept them glutted on bland television programs and uninspiring music.
They designed higher education to be outrageously overpriced and practically
unobtainable and fed the masses shiny brain candy. They took away inspiring
music and replaced it with vapid Top Ten pop stations. They cut off art and supplanted
it with endless reality shows to plug into, trusting the generation would sit
quietly as they ran the world.
The senator leaned back in his chair, wistfully glancing out his window
at a serene view of Washington, D.C., “And thank God it worked…”
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