Wee Willie Winkie.

Went over to the States to check my mail and get online for awhile, I suppose. Ran into an old friend - he of William Wiggins by name and legend. Palled around and the youngster came up with the rockin' good idea to go to Trixxx after lunch of Philly Cheese steaks coz we both were hungry and horny with both ideas pointing out, swinging around, and coming back full circle.

At Trixxx, El Paso's finest in skanky porno establishments, William and I curtailed to a booth wherein I went Caligula on his ass with the lad all a-moanin' and a-squirmin' all nasty like to a quivering climax. We did this twice you unnerstand cause I put five in the video machine and we had to use up all the minutes, see?

So, dripping with sweat and nuts squeaky clean we shot back downtown and ran across the border to J-Town so's William could buy a pair of cheap contacts from some unethical optometrist. At one office, the good doctor put down his vaudeville act and examined my boy and charged twenty five for two pair of lenses.

"Come back in an hour." The doctor breathed, sweating in that infernal heat of the Great Desert.

To pass time, William and I hurried to Bar Buen Tiempo for a few brew and had a pretty decent time. But, the goofy kid went all ga-ga over my bar wench friend Rosie and I had to hose the fucker down with more liquor. Luckily hunger had won over and we decided to eat. Not before stopping to retrieve Williams lenses and then returning to my pad to put them in.

Just like history to repeat itself - the ordeal became a Three Stooges slap fest as I tried to help him slip those fuckers onto his googling eyes. Once done, frustrated - I threw the boy on the bed, stripped him of his dry goods, popped in a porn and sweated up a storm.

After that slurp-n-suck, we dressed and walked over to Los Azulejos - a little restaurant with the best barbacoa ever! Gobbled till we wobbled back to bar Buen Tiempo where as William deteriorated into a smitten fool with Rosie again. They coo-ed and giggled at each other like over-heated 3rd graders and it was way too pat. Luckily, William had to leave on accounta curfew and we said goodbyes and made a date Stateside for Friday to check out some movies.

I stayed at the bar and flirted with this one Mexican hottie while Rosie confided in me that William wasn't really her type and not to bring him to the bar again. I mean - really - how dramatic!Sat and whiled the hours away chatting with various friends coming and going out of the bar until my own fatigue caught up to me and I went home to sleep a drunken sleep.