I will be receiving my tax return check. It will be an obscene amount of money. What to do? What to do?! I stand on a cactus-covered hill, hands upon my hips, sunglasses deflecting the red setting sun, khaki shirt and pants, cigarette jutting out between my teeth. My favorite red baseball cap turned sexily backward. My roving eye moves west...I could return to Tijuana and live a life of delightful perversity. I could go north and bask in the razzle-dazzle of Las Vegas, living an existence of pure decadence. Or I could stay in Tucson and settle down with an apartment, a steady job, a boyfriend, and a rut. What to do, Fair Reader, what to do? Open to suggestions.
Plus, I am really horny and there is no way to outlet. David is at work doing construction and the general population is fairly unattractive. Again, open to suggestions.
Yup, pretty damn horny.
4 comments:
...ask me to move in with you! Hahaha I'm kidding. Well all of your options are different, very different, and each one will lead you to a completely new lifestyle. You can't try them all, so all you gotta do is ask yourself what do you want! I personally would try settling down for a while at least and face some of those ugly responsibilities, then again I'm just a kid practically so I really don't know much. Just go with what your heart tells you, corny yes, but very effective! Best of luck!
Oh, yes I can try them all! But, what is this sense of stability? I am not having any children, so what's to leave? I want to travel the world...get my kicks before the next thing I know I am living in a retirement home with my tired wrickled ass remembering all the things I should have done.
Go for it then!
OR swing by Houston and pick me up! Hehe. I understand what you mean by not really needing to settle down or anything, so yeah go vacation for a while somewhere really awesome. Who knows where that will lead you...
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