My life is so fucking great! This morning I walk into the social security office expecting to be spat upon and ridiculed by some insane office clerk during my first SSI benefit interview - instead I walk out with a check for ten grand and one thousand dollars a month for the rest of my life.

I was approved for my SSI one year ago and I never followed up on it and they couldn't contact me - the government owes me a little over ten thousand dollars which I get on the first of February.

I have no idea what I will do with all that money.

Costa Rica? Argentina? Thailand?

Surely you will stay tuned and find out? I know I will...

(Sorry - I am so excited right now I can't write.)