After work, I decided to go and cruise the local porno theater. Perhaps I have low self-esteem. Perhaps I was just horny. The fact that I'm pretty damn lonely doesn't help either. Anyway, it was a magical time because of all the faeries and the trolls doing their ballet through the theater. The local inhabitants here are a sorry-looking bunch. Cruised by nothing but oldie moldies, I watched the movie, which was a wacky episode of Bang Bus. Porno lunacy.
As I left even more frustrated than before I arrived, I stood at the bus stop and as I waited, a freaking transvestite on a beach cruiser bike flew by in the darkness. Black dress, blue wig, black horn-rimmed glasses, red garter belt outside the dress, and old-style black high-top sneakers. I hummed The Witch's theme from The Wizard of Oz as she whisked by.
Kooky.
Anyhoo, saw The Ring Two. The couple in the row summed it up best, the guy started snoring. What a yawn fest. The first was far better. Just for kicks and giggles, saw Be Cool. It was entertaining. Great cast and had a few laughs, especially The Rock and Vince Vaughn were both funny. As were Andre 3000 and Cedric the Entertainer. (Great speech on racial tolerance!)
Ran into David on the bus again, he said Hi and I mumbled my response. He offered me some of his cheesecake and I accepted. How can you turn down cheesecake? It was the longest bus ride downtown, though. He said his wife, kid, and himself were shacking up in a tramp motel. Downtown, shook hands and parted. Went home feeling the faggot blues.
Blech.
4 comments:
...a very nice guy told me to see "Sunset Blvd." whenever I got the blues, SEE IT!!!!!
I knew that movie would be a fuck up, someone told me to go see Saw, I think that'll get the right stuff going, seems like u need to get stunned into action, maybe get travellin a bit, spring break and all, that oughta cheer ya up, go down to MExico, maybe not the city, but somewhere like San Luis Potosi, some nice Spiritual Peyote oughtta give you some guidance, look it up, go there and get yourself reengergized, the setting's superb, and the trip is AMAZING, kinda strong, but u wont get hooked, anywho, IM OFF, PEACE
Jose: Already did. And worked like a charm. MAXXXXXX!!!!
AL: The first Ring was great. I just thought this one was boring. Comeovergirl is still creepy, though.
M.L.: I dig you the most...Mexico, peyote, traveling...gets my mind moving. I do need a shot of life.
AL; I meant to say comb-over-girl. My bad...I'm real tired.
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